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Knowledge

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Die or don't

It was once said that Chuck Norris was photographed. These rumors are false, Chuck Norris causes earthquakes by kicking a map. Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs, Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72… and they’re all poisonous, What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris’ victims before they died? His shoe. Never bring a knife to a gun fight, never even try to come to a Chuck Norris fight, Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting… CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING, Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls, Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs CNN was originally created as the “Chuck Norris Network” to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time. Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck the Pluck

CNN was originally created as the “Chuck Norris Network” to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time, Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow, Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72… and they’re all poisonous Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves, Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face, Chuck Norris stuffed evil back into Pandora’s Box, Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them, Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken’s famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.

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Aiolos

The cherry on top.

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Standing up

Gregg is seated firmly

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Last but not least

The music of the spheres.

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Managing Chaos

Billboard of chaos.

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SSES Benchmarking

40 000

Seeds of change

10 000

Carrots of vanity

5

Visionary Rockets

1000 000

Trashed ideas

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The Mailman Only Leaves Twice

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Destination Hong Kong

What do an aerospace engineer, an architect, a business student, a martial artist, a neuroscientist, a sustainable fashion student, and an industrial designer have in common? They’re teaming up for a student trip to Hong Kong this December.

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Grand finale – New beginnings

In 2006 Pluto was downgraded, Google bought Youtube, and SSES launched Startup Day, gathering a small and growing community of entrepreneurs and startup enthusiasts under one roof. It was the first such roof of its kind.

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Ask-Me-Anything with Martin Willers

Martin Willers is CEO of Transparent Sound making the Transparent Speaker. He co-founded People People, a Stockholm based design agency focusing on consumer electronics and IoT

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Deep Dive into our Workshops

SSES workshops are now open for sing-ups. Come explore immersive and hands-on training in a variety of topics.

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The other perspective

Quote on, man

“One original thought is worth a thousand mindless quotings.”

– Diogenes

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Hlin Delivers

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds ’til.” After you ask, “Two seconds ’til what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Nadav has the word

Chuck Norris doesn’t churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out, Bruce Lee beat Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris beat God. See what happen to Lee?. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Innovative shoe for your face

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre, Chuck Norris does not get frostbite.

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Chuck Norris’s sign language is heard around the world Chuck Norris climbed Mountain Dew, Chuck Norris doesn’t churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out When Chuck Norris catches some z’s only one is allowed to live so that it can go back and inform the others of their fate. Why did the Titanic crashed to iceberg? because Chuck Norris did’t drink Coke with ice.

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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing. Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them, Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

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Chuck's schools

An interdisciplinary convergence of leading academic institutions in medicine, technology, economics, design, and the humanities.

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The Blob of the future

Interesting fact

Chuck Norris originally appeared in the “Street Fighter II” video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick.

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Drac's back

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

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